Haus of Foolishness

Dreams

I don’t keep a dream journal or anything, but occasionally I’ll vividly remember a dream I had, even after waking up, and proceeding with breakfast and such.

I had a another really weird dream today. I was in some sort of dark alley, and it was really foggy and misty, like it had been raining. Something pushed me down to the ground, and when I was looked up, I had fallen next to some parked car, and underneath it was a huge spiderweb, with maybe 7 or 8, freakishly huge and creepy spiders running around it. Whatever it was that pushed me down was now dragging me towards this disgusting spider web, but thankfully I was able to fight back and scramble away. Then, out of nowhere Kat Von D was under the freaking car, like WTF, tattooing, and this voice that sounded like it was coming over a loud speaker was explaining how this was Kat Von D, and how she spends most of her time under this car, tattooing, and never really comes out into the real world.

Then, I was ripped from the ground by some invisible force again, and was thrown through the sky until I landed in my bedroom. Only thing is, the floor, ceiling, and all the walls, were all little TV’s. There was a road and a small speck on that road, and every time I blinked or closed my eyes, the speck on the road in the TV would come closer and closer, and eventually I could make out that it was a cat carrying a knife. I realized that if I blinked/closed my eyes enough times, it would finally reach the end of the road, crawl out of the TV and kill me. The cat was on every TV, on the walls, the ceiling, and the floor, and I was having a major panic attack…

And then I wake up on a beach, where a wave crashed me onto the shore. It was really beautiful outside, and little kids were playing in the sand. Then I saw the cat from the TV’s, building a sand castle, and he’s sitting there laughing at me. That scared me so I got up and turned around to run away, and came face to face with a snarling tiger, with his mouth open, pouncing on me from like 5ft away, and I felt his teeth go through me, and then I woke up.

Like W.T.F. Who has dreams like that? Obviously someone who’s insane in the membrane. So there ya go. I’m a freak…enjoy my story :)